Anyway, Jack & I were hanging out in the toys & a woman with an abnormally large bottom came walking by. If you took the average ample American bottom and multiplied it by 10, you might come close to what we were looking at.
And then it happened. The inappropriate comment from my son.
"Mama! That lady has a big bootie! Mama! Mama! Look! I like that big bootie!!"
This was of course said at the top of his lungs while pointing. He was thrilled at her bootie & pointed it out to everyone within hearing distance. I didn't know what to do, so I just picked him up & walked away, but I couldn't stop giggling myself...